En todo caso, si las cosas que dice nuestro amigo LL Cool J no te han ocurrido, lo siento mucho amigo. Yo diría que debes incluirla en tu lista de las 20 cosas que desearías te ocurrieran antes de morir.
Así empieza: «Met this lil’ girl she was off the hook / I got cold chills when her body shook / Hot Sex on the platter, no need to cook / I let her steal my heart like a horny crook».
Más adelante, nos dice: «Sexy pumps on, toenails red / Your body’s a gun baby, pump me full of lead / It’s hard to hold you when you movin vulgar.».
Lo que sigue al primer coro es demasiado bueno: «She likes Hip-Hop and Rock & Roll / Her lifetime goal is a movie role / She lookin for a man that could give her a break / Like Usher or Justin Timberlake». Cool!
Y esta parte es aún más genial: «I’m really not sure if her breasts are fake / Cause with whipped cream on ‘em, they taste just like cake».
No termina allí, porque «We drink some beers inside her dad’s Camaro / She shot me in the back with cupid’s arrow / We finish the 6-pac, she push the seat back / Pulled up her dress and she made me eat that / I’m drunk as a skunk, feeling all dirty».
No me pregunte a mi, oficial, pregúntele a ella: «Runnin and laughin, music blastin / Side of the road bent over crashing / Mouth all dry, I’ve been pumping herb / If you see my mama, dont say a word / The cops wanna know why my words are slurred / Don’t ask me officer ask hurr / Wanna another drink baby she like surr / Wanna hit the club she like I dont curr».
Finalmente, nuestro amigo declara: «This all happens on an average day / Your life is the shit, girl I’m here to stay / I never had a girl make me feel this way / Even though I had to pay, you gon’ be my… baby».
Vamos a escucharla. Pero… full volumen!!
